100 year old millenials with alzheimers having a nonverbal meltdown anytime anything vaguely resembles goatse, and noone can figure out why.

That’s the future we are headed straight towards

'So when do they get to Hogwarts?"

You triangulate the signal and pass the coordinates to artillery teams.

In the US I’ve noticed a difference between west coast and the rest of the country. West coast tends to use these circle bandsaws to cut circles into the pavement, everywhere else uses a circular saw to cut rectangles into the pavement. Either way, these are the things you want to be stopped right on top of, especially if you’re on a side street or left turn where you might get skipped if it doesn’t sense you. If you’re on a motorcycle, try to scoot up a bit so a car can be on them. They probably won’t sense a motorcycle.

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Time for emergency road construction staging. Thirty dump trucks surrounding the park should do the trick. 10 more on standby to further box in any tow trucks the cops call in.

If the feds aren’t going to coordinate with the local government, they should expect these sorts of interruptions and scheduling conflicts.

There can be a lot of them.

Sewer construction can stink up a whole block real quick.

But does the armed militia get paid $5 mil? Sorry, that’s just the fear talking

For me I think the guilt would be overshadowed by fear. Fear that somebody might shoot me in the face for that ring.

Good news, Texans: the tailor that makes bootstraps didn’t vanish overnight

Oh boy, I can’t wait for this new wave of paranoid customers claiming their wifi is watching them. Thanks, comcast.

this immediately made me think of FDR: American Badass

This is the best documentary I’ve ever watched.

I just put a full size tower behind my desk and zip tied my second monitor to it. He LOVES it.

A real hero would start talking about viagra and car insurance, and get the meeting emails flagged as spam.

I was just thinking the other day there could be a business behind selling fake CRT shells that you can snap modern flat screens into. Just because. They could even include custom styles like this Shrek or hello kitty

If you’re blue inside, it ends in shit

Can’t corner the dorner

The US invented this new technology called aircraft hangers

I’ve seen a few clips of ukranians taking angle grinders to the American cluster munitions. Apparently they remove the individual explosives to use as drone drops.

3 sonic the hedgehog movies in 5 years. We should fear the Erinaceidae

Hell yes